I am a
with opinions. Sometimes I publish those opinions to the internet. Here are a
few of my opinions so you know what you're getting into:
- Garbage men and pick-up artists should change names.
- Anyone who calls a red panda a "lesser" panda should return to the dumpster they came from.
- Stone Ocean is the best JoJo part.
- The bourgeoisie are destroying our planet.
If you like or dislike my opinions you can email me about your own opinions here:
Mail: firstname.lastname@example.org (PGP: 311DC918E44F90D5)
It should go without saying that all opinions are my own and do not reflect those of anyone I work for.
Want to stalk me around the Internet? Here's a handly list.
Cute boys or girls?
spends all day on Hacker News and cowers at the sight of anything resembling
the modern web because I'm constantly afraid of being left behind.
I can't tell when you're joking or being serious.
Questions only please.
Why do you have these poorly drawn pictures for every post? I'm the same
grumpy old man in the previous question and I only visit websites that are
in plaintext with no styling because I HATE the modern web. I wish this was
the 90s when I actually knew what was going on.
You really don't need to tell me all of that. But since I have no design creativity, those images are the only amount of character I know how to give to this boring site.
Why is there random French everywhere?
It was originally going to be Japanese, but then I remembered that I don't know any Japansese. Also I don't want people to think I'm a weeb, because I'm definitely, absolutely 100% NOT.
How old are you?
I'm a person you know in real life, and I just came here to ask why didn't
you tell me about this site of yours? I think it's really neat and gives me
a lot of insight into that closed off brain of yours.
Right, reading all these Pokèmon reviews will surely allow you to connect with me on an emotional level. And who can forget about my loosely constructed rambles about technology (a la every post) that really make you feel like the man behind the words.
Were your parents supportive when you came out as a weeb?
Question time is over.
I'm the old man and I'm back with another question. Why don't you underline
your hyperlinks? I only go on Hacker News because I want to feel smart but
I don't actually have anything to contribute because I'm stupid so I just
constantly complain about UX decisions.
* I don't have a dead man's switch to stop this timer when I die, so it
might be wrong.