Also since I've given up on trying to get Pygments to syntax highlight the code in my pre tags, I'm now going to be using carbon.now.sh to show you the code as pretty pictures.
Because I'm lazy, this is only going to be a singly-linked list, but it still better than nothing and enough to prove my point. Let's start at the start.
This is the start. Self-explanatory.
Look at those
pop methods! I even added comments so your stupid
monkey brain can understand it. This is already technically a linked list, but
while I'm here educating your dumb ass, let's go even FURTHER.
Now there's a
tail attribute and we can
popBack the tail!
What!? HOW FAR WILL THIS MAN GO!?
Look I even added tests!! are you haPPY NOW?!!! HUH
<Name Redacted>, ARE YOU
HAPPY!!? LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. THIS IS YOUR FAULT. YOU MADE ME DO THIS.
NOW DON'T YOU EVER DARE TO COME INTO MY HOUSE AND CHALLENGE ME AGAIN.
P.S. Give back my dolphin plushie to me or I will burn down your house.